"Honestly, it's pretty fun being a stalker," 09113664593c said to a few fellow police officers. "Last night, I followed around some random hot chick for a few hours," he continued. The other police officers just glared at him.
"You're saying you just watched her for a few hours?" one of the police officers asked, breaking a long and awkward silence. "Isn't that sort of creepy?"
"Well, she never found out," 09113664593c replied. "It's funny how they're always completely oblivious to the fact that I'm watching their every move," he giggled with a disturbing smile. "Ten years of this, and I've never been caught!"
"Dude, I don't even care if you're Kira anymore, that behavior is not acceptable. I'm going to have to put you down." A policeman pulled out his gun. Unfortunately, he had forgotten his bullets at home. So, the policeman repeatedly smashed his gun into 09113664593c's face. A few other policemen joined in, and 09113664593c quickly died.
After work, a couple of the policemen went to the bar. After a few minutes of excessive drinking, two of the policemen were incredibly drunk.
"I could...I bet I...I bet I could fight a car..." the first one said. He proceeded to run into the street, throw a few punches into the air, and then get hit by a car. "Nah...man...cars is totally stronnng." He promptly died.
"Broooo...duuude...broooo...you're just not drunk enough..." the other one said. He then proceeded to drink yet another beer. Unfortunately, the beer was actually bleach because the bar was actually a grocery store. Again, these guys were incredibly drunk and did not know the difference. So, the second dude drank bleach and also died.
Lynch: 09113664593c (Rookie/Stalker)
Inactivity Modkill: Fippe94 (Rookie/Observer)
Inactivity Modkill: xsindomanx (Takada/Observer)
Sorry for the subpar story quality. It really gets a bit tiring to be the host when 2/5 of one side dies intentionally.
Night 4 begins. You may not post in this thread until it has ended.
Night 4 has ended.
