Fearing the presence of a False God, worried they were out to get him, linkcat did the only thing he could think of. He looked to the nearest person, shouted 'FOOBAR!' and ran at him full speed. $$$man had no time to react, cut off partway through a sale, he only caught a glimpse of linkcat before he tackled him, knocking them both back and down the town well.
linkcat was innocent and virus
$$$man was innocent and tradesman