Elements Brawl!

[linkcat]

I use antimatter on all your pegasi.

I throw unstable gas at you.

[johannhowitzer]

I laugh, as I have seven adrenalined Frogs out and three Feral Bonds.

I recite Vogon poetry at you in the voice of Patrick Stewart.

[Fixari]

I'm listening to music, so you go unheard.

I blow the biggest bubble gum bubble ever and capture you in gum.

[Baily18]

I pop the bubble and stab you with a pin

[Artois]

I am bubblegum man, and explode in bubbly goodness, covering you from head to toe with my amazing bubblegum consistancy.  You choke.

[linkcat]

I die.

Three elite skeletons are immediately spawned and they attack you.

[Artois]

The Skeltons fail to locate my spattered bubbley gummy remains, until they stick in my bubbalicious entrails.  Congealed in pink strawaberry goodness, they are rendered incapable.  Sticky.  Incapable.  Bubbalicious.  *pop*

[melzardust]

i dodge the non-existent attack.

I start tossing crackers in a shuriken-style at you

[Fixari]

I catch the crackers in mid-air, then eat them.

Afterwards, I show a video of a fat guy doing the macarena to you.

[implosion]

I throw up on you.

[Fixari]

I wipe it off, unaffected.

Then I use a grenade.

[implosion]

You use a grenade to slowly chip away at an ice statue of me. After weeks of hard labor on your part I come to look at it and, unsatisfied, Hire several assassins to kill you.