Elements Brawl!

[Wardead]

Which I built out of precious Diamond, Emeralds, Jade, Ruby and Sapphires. Now I transprt all of us into the Elemental Arena and combine my powers of  to become THE GRANDMASTER! I blast you guys off with my Quanta Bazooka while my Chicken Vampires chase you to the ground.

[Fixari]

I remind you of the attack kittens, which saves me from bazookas for one round. I boot it out of there soon after, leaving the kittens to help Dead.

[Wardead]

But my Chicken Vampires eat your kitten and eat you while I shoot the Bazooka at you again.

[Artois]

You are much mistaken, for it is well known that the favourite food of Deadly Kittens is Chicken Vampire puree.  The kittens herd up the chickens ready for a sloppy vampire mush.

You are so amazed at the cooking skills of the kitties, that you forget about me... I run and hide, and shout rude things at you from the safety of my secret place.

[Wardead]

I Bazooka! the kittens and use my supah  , and Mario skillz to find you. Then I use my  powers to make your butt burn.

[Artois]

Ow ow ow... and ow again... my butts on fire... ow... in my haste, I accidently fart, and the combination of flammable gasses and my burning butt, creates a HUGE FLAMING FIRE BALL which accidently burns your eyebrows, and singes your eyelashes... 

[Wardead]

Ow ow ow... and ow again... my butts on fire... ow... in my haste, I accidently fart, and the combination of flammable gasses and my burning butt, creates a HUGE FLAMING FIRE BALL which accidently burns your eyebrows, and singes your eyelashes...

But then I use my Heal Bazooka on me and then use my Ice Bazooka on you.

 HUGE ICY FREZZE BALL

[Fixari]

Ahh, but I'm already long gone by the time you fire at me.

I sneak back and use grenades on the place.

[dekskose]

i play mirror shield the granades help me and Wardead know where you are and we shoot with bazookas on you

[Wardead]

Then I Bazooka! Artois. Artois dies. Then I Bazooka! Fixari who is a Voodoo of Dekskose and they both die. Then I shoot them some more so they don't get alive again. I play so they also won't be resurrected. They lie there with nothing.

[Fixari]

And there's the part of you that assumes we're the same again. Anyways, you wake up. It was just a dream.

Although the fact that you're upside-down in your underwear is a problem.

[Artois]

My magic upside down underwear gives me telepathic powers, so I know your weak spot.

With this in mind, I send a pack of Rabid miniture Giraffes to attack you (it's your pet fear!)