Elements Brawl!

[Artois]

I notice its an Australian boomerang Lobster, that misses me, and returns to bite you on the a***.  Now, I unleash my jellyfish gun, and fire pasteurised Jellyfish at you, boom-a-chaka!

[dekskose]

i play jade shield you gain the damage then i get the sword of the thousand trues (south park) and use it to kill ya

[Fixari]

Too bad I banished it with my magic wand.

I stab you with a marble. I don't know how, but I manage to do it.

[implosion]

I get stabbed, lose an arm and run away. I throw my arm at you.

[Artois]

(stabbed with a marble, fabulous!)

You throw your good arm at me, with your sissy arm (you throw like a girl.)  It doesn't even reach me.

I attach your arm and using my (now) 3 arms, I simultaneously slap you in the face with a lettuce, attempt to stab you with another marble, and tickle you using the Vulcan death tickle.

[Qwandri]

i step back one step, then assault you with a chatanooga road map.

[implosion]

I ignore you.

I trap you in a metal box and flood it.

[Fixari]

Using a bout of logic, the box and water appear around you instead. Defensive and offensive!

[killfer8]

There is plenty of land around me and swallows your water. I throw Sludge at your eyes and you can't see, i shot gun your brain

[implosion]

I'm wearing glasses, which I take off after you throw the sludge, and I can see fine. It takes so long for you to load the shotgun because you can't figure out how that I have time to go to the hardware store, buy a ladder, climb into my attic, get MY shotgun, load it, walk back to where you were, and shoot...

[Fixari]

...which is really bad, seeing as I moved soon after you left.

I climb onto your house and shoot you with a sniper rifle.

[Artois]

Shame my house is in poor repair.  Before shooting you fall through the delapidated roof, and become impaled on a rather fetching 1830's mock tudor fruit bowl.