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Fixari

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg76727#msg76727
« Reply #204 on: May 28, 2010, 09:08:14 pm »
I chop off your tongues.

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg76731#msg76731
« Reply #205 on: May 28, 2010, 09:11:49 pm »
I grow them back and start eating.

Fixari

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg76736#msg76736
« Reply #206 on: May 28, 2010, 09:20:58 pm »
I summon an ox to land on you.

finkel

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg76751#msg76751
« Reply #207 on: May 28, 2010, 09:38:30 pm »
I open my stainless-steel umbrella.

I sleep with your mother.

Chromanin

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg76760#msg76760
« Reply #208 on: May 28, 2010, 09:45:33 pm »
I summon chuck norris to do my biddings. He protects me forever, whips your ass, and sleeps with all your mothers.

You all get a chuck norris baby brother. Baby brother because his sperm only creates men.

Fixari

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg76778#msg76778
« Reply #209 on: May 28, 2010, 10:15:03 pm »
I'm immune to the attack, as I kill my mom before he can sleep with her.

Then, I wonder how Chuck Norris can sleep with anyone, seeing as he's old. The Chuck Norris babies die.

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg76800#msg76800
« Reply #210 on: May 28, 2010, 10:41:15 pm »
well i summon a zombie monkey armie to kill u all

Artois

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg76826#msg76826
« Reply #211 on: May 28, 2010, 11:34:51 pm »
...The zombie Monkey army attacks the first flesh food they see, and Icecoldbro is no more.  Meanwhile, everyone else hides on the moon...

finkel

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg77320#msg77320
« Reply #212 on: May 29, 2010, 03:54:06 pm »
THAT'S NOT A COUNTER-ATTACK. IN LIEU OF YOU PROVIDING ONE, I WILL:
Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies land on Earth in spaceships that are also bacon. The see you, and you are so totally fucked.

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg77328#msg77328
« Reply #213 on: May 29, 2010, 04:12:58 pm »
I take one of the spaceships and fly away to the moon, providing food for everyone there. Meanwhile we nuke earth several times over, with you on it.

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg77515#msg77515
« Reply #214 on: May 29, 2010, 08:11:16 pm »
I nuke the universe killing everyone.

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg77563#msg77563
« Reply #215 on: May 29, 2010, 08:47:34 pm »
Good thing I happened to be in a different universe. I enter back into this one, find a survivor and hit them with a hammer.

 

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