Elements Brawl!

[Kurohami]

I put on gas mask,
I throw a giant frog at you

[jallenw]

I make millions from my restaurant selling giant frog-legs.  I buy the place you work at and fire you.

[killsdazombies]

I buy an owls eye, i shoot all the frogs legs with poison arrows.

I then choke you with the bow string.

[dragonhuman]

g string? I said a bow string ah nevermind (brownie points if you get where thats from, its a computer game)

My avatar kills you for posting while I was in the middle of a post trying to kill someone for using the same avatar as me and then someone else posting while I was trying to post

[killsdazombies]

I stab you in the chest with my dagger the hit you with a hammer.

[Kamietsu]

I hit your hammer with my hammer, effectively giving you a hammer high-five... I then throw a poisonous mushroom at you!

[killsdazombies]

i pull out a good mushroom and eat it first.

[Kuroaitou]

i pull out a good mushroom and eat it first.

(...what's your counter-attack? )

...I put on my Riot Shield, and toss a huge bottle of black widow venom in your direction.

[killsdazombies]

I jump out the window then talk you into a spiraling depression that ends with well, X.X

[xKelevra]

I get resurrected by my teammate, who is a priest. My priest casts divine judgement.

[jallenw]

The Judgment is that I am so evil that I become Cthulu.  I eat your soul.

[killsdazombies]

i smite you and then generate a big pile of UG and throw a fire craker on them