Elements Brawl!

[tyranim]

i play wings . i then snipe you from above with owl's eye

[melzardust]

I dodge it.

I summon Chuck norris who reminds you of the game.

(BTW i lost the game)

[implosion]

I killed the game a long time ago, and Chuck Norris doesn't have anything against me so he just leaves.

I throw a bunch of incredibly splintery wood at you.

[melzardust]

I summon wolfie who huffs and puffs and blows the wood back.

I watch as the wood flies at extreme speeds in your direction.

[Fixari]

I burrow myself.

I then come up and throw a Bob-omb at you.

[melzardust]

I whack it at a random tree so it explodes.

I fire mah lazor!!!! *blaaaaarg!*

[implosion]

It takes forever to charge, so I have plenty of time to walk over and hit you with a baseball bat.

[tyranim]

while both of you are busy playing with sticks and screaming...(dont get the point of that) i dive bomb you from above.

[implosion]

(Just so you know unit, all attacks are directed at the next poster... so I was attacking YOU with a baseball bat... but whatever)

I walk slightly to the left and you hit the ground next to me.

I throw swords and lit torches at you.

[melzardust]

I swallow them with my awesome fakir sklls.

I look at you.

[tyranim]

uuuuhhh ok?

i whip up a tornado and fling you at the person who posts 3 posts after this one

[implosion]

I sit idly by, and attack the same person (two posters from now) with an army of dragons.