Elements Brawl!

[Fixari]

It's too bad that I am an excellent hider.

After weeks of hiding out, I emerge with a taser and attack you with it.

[melzardust]

I deflect the beam with my jade shield made of cookies.

I use super fishcake powers to whack you with the shield.

[implosion]

I eat your shield.

I throw 200 pounds of confetti on you.

[melzardust]

I use my fire shield made of cookies to burn up the confetti.

I revive the ashes to summon a swarm of phoenix

[Helios]

Your Phoenixes are destroyed by RoF and an army of Mind Flayers.

I whack you with a Titan.

[Fixari]

You cannot lift the Titan, seeing as it is a Greek mythology Titan and not the weapon.

I use multiple Shockwaves on you.

[melzardust]

I use the improbability drive to turn the shockwaves into a submarine, a zebra with herpes, and the number three.

I summon another three so i can use super-6 power on you.

[implosion]

You use your super 6 power on me. To rephrase, nothing happens.

I implode on you.

[melzardust]

I watch at your demise.

I drop my pants and generate unstable gas

[Essence]

I drop my pants and generate such intense awe that you no longer feel any desire to do anything that might harm me.


Then I throw a spoon at you for 9999 damage.  Go obscure Final Fantasy references!

[melzardust]

I use ice cream to stop the spoon.

I deploy my sock of doom!!!!!!! and try to confuse you.

[implosion]

I block your sock with a giant spoiler shield.
I play fractal on myself, amass an army and attack you.