Elements Brawl!

[implosion]

I bless myself faster than you can shoot them. I summon a light dragon army to destroy you, which I head with my new found attack from the blessings.

[falconbane]

I throw a Phase Shield up and proceed to beat you with my dead horse (pegasus)

[implosion]

It's a PEGASUS. controls it. It refuses to attack me. your phase shield expires, and you're fresh out of quanta...

[falconbane]

it is a DEAD  horse with wings 

I run in random direction until I reach a nearby city, causing PANDEMONIUM, everything either dies, dying, frozen in ice or mutated into horrid abdomination.  I start spreading propaganda, labelling you as the cause of this disaster, setting the locals on you.

[implosion]

most stuff had enough hp to survive the bolts and arrows, the infected were cured, the frozen thawed, and pandemonium cannot cause mutations. Also, some people get nifty clones out of this. Labeled the cause of cloning, I am made a hero by the scientific community.

I use 1,000 consecutive chaos seeds on you, none of which lobotomize you or cause reverse time or PU you.

[falconbane]

I stare at myself, myself, myself, myself, my other self, that smug self over there, that other one that got an extra pair of arm.  After a while, we (clones and mutants alike) kills your army and proceeds to chase after you.

[implosion]

I summon some RoLs and hope and defend against your attack. Then I remind all of the clones that a creature TU'd by a chaos seed I played is controlled by ME. realizing this, they turn on you.

[falconbane]

they are controlled by you, but they are ME, meaning they have the same thinking process as me (twin, not parallel!)

I look around for a Rain of Fire, while the TUs of me become confuse, while I chase you down with a farenheit

[tyranim]

steal it, turn it on you.... (continues to sulk from everyones hate for air)

[Artois]

Laughs at the puny air master, trying to use farenheit without any fire quanta, and wonders why anyone would want to be master of such a useless (air) element.

Continues goading until you break down and cry!!

[implosion]

I slap Artois for being so mean but still not killing him.

I throw a barrage of assorted cars at you.

[Fixari]

Wait, since when is Air useless? It just needs a buff!
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Toy cars, you mean.

Enraged by Implosion's cars, I attack the nearest person with Fate Eggs. I don't know why, but I do.