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falconbane

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83325#msg83325
« Reply #288 on: June 05, 2010, 10:54:30 pm »
Except I'm still wet after getting away from the zombie sharks, the paper turns to a pulp. 

I tie a TNT to a kitten and throw it in your general direction.

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83473#msg83473
« Reply #289 on: June 06, 2010, 01:47:53 am »
You didn't light the TNT. I untie it from the kitten, and the kitten attacks you for trying to kill it.

falconbane

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83489#msg83489
« Reply #290 on: June 06, 2010, 01:58:51 am »
Some random little girl grabs holds of it and snuggles to death before it reached me.

Release a horde of kitten in your direction, followed a horde of said girls

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83504#msg83504
« Reply #291 on: June 06, 2010, 02:12:40 am »
The kittens don't have any reason to hate me, nor do the girls, so they don't attack. I hit you with a pickaxe.

falconbane

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83512#msg83512
« Reply #292 on: June 06, 2010, 02:19:18 am »
Curse you little girls, learn to stampede right! 

The pickaxe is old and broke in half as swing, killing 3 kittens as it lands.

I throw a bucket of chopped chicken liver on you, redirecting the stampede toward you.

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83519#msg83519
« Reply #293 on: June 06, 2010, 02:25:04 am »
I casually walk slightly to the left and your attack completely misses me. I get elected to congress / whatever legislative body your country has / become the ruler of your country and make it illegal to be you, under penalty of death....

Helios

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83522#msg83522
« Reply #294 on: June 06, 2010, 02:28:00 am »
At this point, the United Nations Security Council finally intervenes after years of bureaucratic debate in your feud, orders a ceasefire and also declares your legislation to be in violation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83526#msg83526
« Reply #295 on: June 06, 2010, 02:30:04 am »
I ignore your lack of an attack.

I attempt to kill you.

Helios

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83527#msg83527
« Reply #296 on: June 06, 2010, 02:31:46 am »
To be declared in violation of Universal Declaration of Human Rights = attack.

You are tossed in jail for attempted murder.

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83529#msg83529
« Reply #297 on: June 06, 2010, 02:34:56 am »
I break out.

I attempt to assassinate you while the government is sleeping and can't do anything.

Helios

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83538#msg83538
« Reply #298 on: June 06, 2010, 02:40:21 am »
You attempt to enter my residence, but failed to consider the ice water bucket traps which promptly send you running away and screaming.

The noise alerts all the forces of the authorities; the UN sends you to a maximum security facility where you are watched 24/7 and cannot ever escape again.

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg83540#msg83540
« Reply #299 on: June 06, 2010, 02:42:24 am »
I use the secret eternity i had hidden in my pocket, disarm the bucket trap and reenter with intent to kill.

 

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