Elements Brawl!

[Artois]

The dice rolls a 6, you get another go.  It's a 6.

In your amazement at rolling 2 sixes, I tell you that if you roll a third one, you become my slave for a day.  You roll a third six, and I own you.  I sell your soul to the devil.  Doomed.

[Wardead]

I quicky go get my Bazooka! and shoot Chicken Vampirish Frogs at ItzSean. He dies. Then I go and use my Chicken Vampire powers and eat Fixari alive. He dies. The I Bazooka! Dragons and Artois dies. Finally, I go to implosion, shake his hand, and then stab him with my silletto. He dies. Then I go to Chuck Norris and say, "What's up".

[Artois]

Chuck Norris, looks at you, laughs, then kicks you so hard your head falls off, and is gobbled up by your Chicken vampires.

Game over.  Chuck Norris wins again.

[Wardead]

Chuck leaves.

Chicken Vampires fix my head and I eat them again. I win!

[implosion]

I come back to life as a zombie and eat your brainzzzzz.

[Wardead]

I get killsdazombies to kill you. Then I throw him out.

[implosion]

aren't I already dead? besides, kills is much too busy with war prep to re-kill me. I continue to eat your brainz, and the smell starts to attract other zombies. We push you into the water (did I mention there's water behind you) and the smell of blood starts to attract sharks, and of course, zombie sharks.

[Wardead]

I use my Chicken vampires to eat the sharks and then I use my Anti-Zombie weapon to get all to be humans again. Then I kill you all again. You can't be a zombie again!

[implosion]

I turn into a super-zombie. now all of the other zombies do my bidding. I summon more than can be killed with conventional weapons, and we eat your brainzzzzzz... I also start by eating the chicken vampires brainzzzzzz, turning them into chicken vampire zombies, who also do my bidding.

[Wardead]

I kill all you super-zombies. TIME TO LOCK ZE THREAD!

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I use my key to unlock it.

I throw Mars at you.

[implosion]

I hit it with a baseball bat, and it goes flying into the sun.

I take a knife made of paper and give you thousands of paper cuts.