Elements Brawl!

[Wardead]

Then I realize this is all a game and ask SG to lock the thread.

[implosion]

But it's in the right section of the forums so she refuses.

Meanwhile... I attack you in a very generic, ambiguous way.

[Fixari]

And I defend in a generic, ambiguous way.

Then I put on the most annoying song in the world on at full blast.

[implosion]

I go temporarily deaf, turn off the song, and regain my hearing.

I hire a professional otyugh to eat you.

[ItzSean]

I hire a professional Elite Otyugh to eat it.

I fill your room with horned frogs.

[Fixari]

You confuse my room with my sisters and fill it instead. I thank you for that.

I bring out a Farenheit and attack you with it.

[ItzSean]

I steal it, oh did i forget to mention i hax'd my fire quanta to OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

i stab you with an ice cube.

[Fixari]

The ice cube melts before it can stab me.

I make you allergic to flowers and lock you inside a greenhouse.

[implosion]

The greenhouse has no flowers. Only green paint.

I break out of the house and use reverse time on you. You suddenly appear in the time where witches were being burned, and are branded one...

[ItzSean]

I use my magic as a witch that i suddenly have and return to our time. I THEN use my newly acquired powers and turn you into a black cat.

[implosion]

I meow. I scratch your eyes out.

[ItzSean]

I declaw, then spade you  Bad kitty!