Elements Brawl!

[Demagog]

I cast shock wave. I hire Saw to kidnap you and put you in one of his games.

[Essence]

I beat the game ('cause that's what I do), and then I find the game dev's Email address and pay hima lot of money to build me a backdoor admin account, which I use to delete you.

[Kamietsu]

I encrypt my account with uber movie elite haxor skillz. I tell all the nerds that you are a girl, and they come charging at you.

[Essence]

I point at you and shout "He's the guy who invented I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS!", and they get all full of nerd-rage and come charging back at you with a much more violent intent.

[jallenw]

I look at the nerd girls and say, "I just lost the game."   They lose the game.  You lose the game. www.losethegame.com

[ItzSean]

I ignored you. I divided you by zero.

[icybraker]

I quickly raise myself to complex infinity in order to repair the rip in the fabric of the universe.

I then stab you with your own spine.

[Glitch]

The censorship prevents you from doing so.

I create a peace treaty with you before promptly breaking it.

[xdude]

I don't care.


Then my pet attacks you. You have no idea what it is: it's a ? ? ?

[killsdazombies]

I buy a flame thrower and burn Xdudes pet, then spray it at him.

[dekskose]

i summon an ash eater wich eats the ash of the pet i burn da zombies

[killsdazombies]

i pull out a magic shotgun and blow out the asheaters brains lawls....