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Artois

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg77643#msg77643
« Reply #216 on: May 29, 2010, 10:22:31 pm »
I get hit by MC Hammer, after laughing at your pathetic attack, I file an official complaint with the United Nations with regards to Finkels pedantic nature:  this red tape counter attack bogs you down in the international judicial system for 20 years....

Fixari

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg77881#msg77881
« Reply #217 on: May 30, 2010, 03:38:32 am »
...Which is a moot point, seeing as I provide a suitable alibi. Meanwhile, I hire assassins to take you out...

Artois

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg77982#msg77982
« Reply #218 on: May 30, 2010, 08:57:39 am »
... as the last assassin in the world, I take your $$$$, and spend them on a nice new house by sea.  Meanwhile, I send you an exploding receipt in the post, for the job I didn't do...

Offline Demagog

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  • Demagog soars like the Phoenix, unable to be repressed.Demagog soars like the Phoenix, unable to be repressed.Demagog soars like the Phoenix, unable to be repressed.Demagog soars like the Phoenix, unable to be repressed.Demagog soars like the Phoenix, unable to be repressed.Demagog soars like the Phoenix, unable to be repressed.Demagog soars like the Phoenix, unable to be repressed.Demagog soars like the Phoenix, unable to be repressed.
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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg77986#msg77986
« Reply #219 on: May 30, 2010, 09:12:05 am »
Too bad the US postal service doesn't let such things go through the mail... Lol

I use precognition and foresee myself running you over with a monster truck on Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Which it just so happens to be right now...

Offline Wardead

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg78028#msg78028
« Reply #220 on: May 30, 2010, 11:36:41 am »
I rewind you Demagog.

Artois

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg78042#msg78042
« Reply #221 on: May 30, 2010, 12:14:50 pm »
Wardeads account has been closed, and his rewind is cancelled.  Demagog and myself, then go to pay Wardead a visit with our deadly, razor sharp, hunting Gerbils of DOOM!

Fixari

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg78468#msg78468
« Reply #222 on: May 31, 2010, 03:30:37 am »
Too bad I've trained a squad of kittens to attack anyone that goes on Wardead's or my properties, and not to harm either of us.

Meanwhile, I start playing World Tetris (AKA: I start raining Tetris blocks on you)...

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg78515#msg78515
« Reply #223 on: May 31, 2010, 04:51:45 am »
Your stack reaches too high and you get a game over before any blocks land on me. I throw rotten tomatoes at you while simultaneously shooting you with a crossbow.

Fixari

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg78535#msg78535
« Reply #224 on: May 31, 2010, 05:18:44 am »
I hide behind the Tetris block tower, then tip it over.

implosion

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg78541#msg78541
« Reply #225 on: May 31, 2010, 05:26:01 am »
I go back into that other universe, and the tower topples in just such a way so that the blocks fit perfectly and all disappear. From that universe I play a black hole into this universe... and you are already under the event horizon. 

Fixari

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg78552#msg78552
« Reply #226 on: May 31, 2010, 05:45:00 am »
Well, it would have worked if I didn't hitch hike with you when you crossed.

I pull out a chainsaw.

sSethia

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Re: Elements Brawl! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=5550.msg78563#msg78563
« Reply #227 on: May 31, 2010, 07:03:24 am »
I watch you pull out a chainsaw.

I throw my lobster at you.

 

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