Elements Brawl!

[Wardead]

I give them all detention.

[Fixari]

I set the school on fire. Along with the orphanage that was near-by.

[Artois]

The school and orphanage are closed due to an arson attack.

The kids spend the day at your house, and trash the place.

[Wardead]

I give a present to Artois for letting the kids trash Fixari's house. HOORAH!

[bojengles77]

I perfect the art of cloning, and make kids all obsolete. My new clone army attacks your orphans in an epic battle

[Wardead]

I grab some popcorn and cheer, "YAY, DESTROY FIXARI'S HOUSE!!!" The epic war destroys the house.

[Fixari]

Ahh, but you assume I was in my house at the time they gave the orphans to me. In reality, it was Wardead's house. Tough luck, Dead.

Meanwhile, I light the next poster's clothes on fire.

[bojengles77]

I am disappointed to inform you that I am wearing a new military kevlar fire-resistant vest that shoots out poisonous spikes. I'd duck if I were you
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No idea what i was doing with that keyboard art, i just started and then went with the flow...

[Wardead]

But my house has my avatar/picture as guardian and kills all of the people who enter my house except me and Chuck Norris!

[Fixari]

Ah, but who said I went in that way?

I set the house on fire.

[Artois]

The house burns rapidly, when suddenly the gas line explodes sending half a ton of frozen chicken vampires (dunno why he keeps em deep frozen, but thats another story) hurtling towards you with apparent fatal velocity...

[Wardead]

But I use my 4 long tounges and eat all the frozen chicken vampires.