Elements Brawl!

[Wardead]

But while you were assembling it, you accidently shoot yourself. The I rewind, and I shoot you while you shoot yourself. Causing a paradox, You get killed by 3 ways.

I shot you.

You shot yourself.

You were killed by a paradox.

[Fixari]

Good thing that was a clone then.

Meanwhile, I'm on another beach. Conversing with the Loch Ness Monster.

[Wardead]

And he eats you while you were talking about your boring story of your visit to the candyshop. Then I bazooka the Loch-Ness Monster.

[Fixari]

She ate you before you could fire. Good thing (for me) the bazooka wasn't!

Meanwhile, I'm trying to collect the stomach acid.

[Wardead]

I use my second bazooka and blast her inside. You drink the stomach acid and get poisoned immediately. Then you die...

[Fixari]

Good thing for the antidotes! I drink one.

And by shooting her, you splash stomach acid on both of us...Actually, being a skeleton would be cool.

[Helios]

The UN High Commissioner of World Peace finds both of you to be in violation of the laws concerning the maintenance of World Peace. You are both tossed in a very uniquely special jail...have fun with your found-guilty-of-genocide-and-crimes-against-humanity cellmates.

[Wardead]

We didn't kill Humans!

[Fixari]

That's true, we killed animals.

*shoots someone in the head* Okay, now I deserve to be there.

[bojengles77]

On an unrelated note, GW Bush nukes china, no one is surprised.

Oh I forgot, I used chaos seed on you and it telepored you
TO CHINA

[Wardead]

Bush goes to jail, and I tell Obama to make me president.

[Artois]

Obama makes you class president.

The kids all laugh at you.