Elements Brawl!

[killsdazombies]

I dodge it and lighting bolt it, the i slap you.

[Bloodshadow]

I grab your hand before you slap me, and use Drain Life to drain your blood.

[Demagog]

I become a ghost and haunt you forever.

[Baily18]

I use holy light to get rid of you, then i pull out a morning star and charge

[Mastermind79]

The morning star realizes that it's nighttime and hides. I shove an awkward turtle in your throat.

[Demagog]

I swallow. ;-)

I shove you into a black hole.

[Wisemage]

I fall through and die, activating one of my clones with my exact memories and personality who then chases after you with a rapid fire RPG

[jallenw]

The bullets tear through me and I fall the the ground, but I'm not quite dead.  I'm rushed to the hospital and spend 6 months recovering.  I'm paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of my life.  I go to college and get a degree in advanced physics.  Twenty years later I finally finish developing and building my time machine.  I go back in time to the moment 5 minutes before you purchased the RPG.  I secretly jam the barrel of the gun so that it will backfire.

[Demagog]

I fix it and shoot you again.

[Olidot]

I use my dimensional shield to make the bullets go into another dimension.

They return to this dimension, and hit you. 

[ItzSean]

I dodge most of them and Cremate the 2 bullets that would have hit me. I use my 18 newly acquired  and summon a ruby dragon to rush you with.

[Bloodshadow]

I cast Corruption (one of my card ideas) on Ruby Dragon to control it. Then I tell it to kill you.