Dear comunity

[slovenc555]

Dear player, that's besides the point.

Dearcomunity, I'll throw a totally random curveball next time! Is that ok?

[SeddyRocky]

Dear player, what is ok in your mind, be ok in your head.

Dear community, what shall I do to cure my sore throat?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, I'd be soooo sad if I'd be stuck with your wife.

Dear comunity, what is your problem?

[Fixari]

Dear player, right now it's the fact that I'm up early.

Dear community, any ideas of what to have for breakfast?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, no, because it's dinner time here.

Dear comunity, why is there a "War is comikng.." sign on the forum, even after the first round ended?

[Fixari]

Dear player, I assume that they haven't changed the banner yet.

Dear community, why do people think I'm something I'm not?

[implosion]

Dear player, because portray yourself as something you are not.

Dear community, why is the home page of these forums asking me to join the Eastern tournament when it is long over and started at 1 A.M. my time?

[Fixari]

Dear player, because it is odd like that.

Dear community, what do you regret in life?

[Ant-n-ero]

Dear player, Thinking 'Halo 3: ODST' would be good ¬.¬

Dear community, now the oracle is taunting me by showing rares that I didn't win as a mock of the 0 nymphs I have.... should I break the oracle whilst being risked being banned for life?? grrrr 

[slovenc555]

Dear player, I know how you feel. I have 0 nymphs also, but my friend who got his first spin yesterday won a Auzburn nymph (Yes,his element is earth, by quincidence)

Dear comunity, do you have any questions?

[implosion]

Dear player, of course, that's what this thread is for.

Dear community, what is the sound of one hand clapping?

[Fixari]

Dear community, it is a strange sound, kind of like ones fingers hitting their palm.

Dear player, is it odd that I actually had to test that out?