Dear comunity

[implosion]

Dear player, because it's so delicious.

Dear community, how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Fixari]

Dear player, 14. Ten to make the light bulb, one to ship it to the store, one to put it on the shelf, one to sell the bulb and one to screw it in. And that isn't counting the machienery...

Dear community, why does my leg hurt?

[implosion]

Dear player, because nerves in your leg are sending messages to your brain that are telling your brain that your leg hurts.

Dear community, regardless of your favorite element, which element's symbol looks the coolest?

[Xinef]

Dear player... I like the infinity symbol, but entropy and gravity also have interesting signs in their marks... still, I'd go with due to the symbolism of it's mark... ain't it cool?
Oh... water is also cool because of ice, but that doesn't count. Does it?
Fire definitely is not cool.

Dear community, what is your aesthetically least favorite element symbol?

[implosion]

Dear player, , because it is so empty and dull. Though I suppose this emptiness does fit well. Most of the symbols are very well-designed.

Dear community, what is your favorite smiley?

[Xinef]

 ??? ?

[Fixari]

Dear player, this makes no sense.

Dear community, can I have a life line?

[implosion]

Dear player, yes. You can ask the community.

Dear community, if you were confronted with someone who's face looked like , what would you do?

[Fixari]

Dear player, I would look behind me, as there might be a threat coming at me.

Dear community, what would you do in that situation?

[implosion]

Dear player, I would call a doctor. I don't think eyes are supposed to be that big.

Dear community, if you had to choose between being , , or ???, which would you choose?

[dekskose]

Dear player, I would call a doctor. I don't think eyes are supposed to be that big.

Dear community, if you had to choose between being , , or ???, which would you choose?

??? if you would been hunted by a immaterial man with a spoon who makes 0,5 dmg and hits you for your whole life what would you do?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, I would call Chuck Norris.

Dear comunity, do you like knock knock jokes?