Dear comunity

[Ant-n-ero]

Dear Player, like this (quote from Sergeant RL-3 from Fallout 3) "Die you commie b*****ds!"

Dear Community, Should I sign up for the 'Epic Fate Egg Tournement'??

[implosion]

Dear player, yes. But you should use a different deck from everyone else, and see what the moderators say.

Dear community, are you lying?

[johannhowitzer]

Dear player, yes I am.

Dear community, what is Mark Wahlberg's secret?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, that is a secret

Dear comunity, will "other" ever be an element?

[Ant-n-ero]

Dear player, only if it is called 'Everything'

Dear Community, how did  get 6/6 victories in round 1??!

[PlayerOa]

Dear player, because they don't have 5/5

Dear community, why are I'm replying this?

[Fixari]

Dear player, because you can reply to it.

Dear community, do you think Dead will like his new nickname if I say that it isn't cutesy?

[Wardead]

Dear player, no.

Dear community, what's the nickname?

[Fixari]

Dear player, I am currently debating between Phi and Epsilon.

Dear community, which one of those sounds better?

[implosion]

Dear player, epsilon. However, the best Greek letter is undoubtably Omicron.

Dear community, if you were an otyugh, what famous person would you eat?

[johannhowitzer]

Dear player, I would eat YOU.

Dear community, how much health and attack do I gain from eating implosion?  Remember, that's DC19+((WIS-10)/2)+(f*2), where f is the number of focus feats.  I rolled 17.

[linkcat]

Dear player, it doesn't matter because you would implode.

Dear community, why am I taking so long to decide what to ask you?