Dear comunity

[Wardead]

Dear player, no, I'm smarter and you are EXACTLY like dekskose.

Dear community, Is Haxxori a good name for Fixari?

[Fixari]

Dear player, you have no proof that I hacked.

Dear community, can I play a 'Deks sucks' card?

[Wardead]

Dear player, there is already one, it is a free card.

Dear community, Chuck Norris in a card?

[Fixari]

Dear player, Chuck Norris is too awesome for a card.

Dear community, can I buy a vowel?

[Wardead]

Dear player, No.

Dear comminity, was that meant to be "towel"?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, RTUM

Dear comunity, do people know what that means

[Wardead]

Dear player, nope.

Dear community, am I occupying this "Forum Games" thread?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, not really.

Dear comunity, is the war dead or is it just wardead?

[Wardead]

Dear player, just Wardead.

Dear community, Why is SG's name Scaredgirl?

[Ant-n-ero]

Dear player, Because she is scared of the pwnageness I bring to elements.

Dear Community, is Zanz a real person? or a machine?

[implosion]

Dear player, a real person. However, he has the ability to turn into a machine when players complain to him about the game, so that he can give automated responses.

Dear community, what are your three favorite weapons and three favorite shields?

[Fixari]

Dear player, I don't like three shields. I only like Thorn Carapace (or whatever it's called) and Fire Shield/Buckler. I like Arsenic, Stiletto and Eternity.

Dear community, why does Dead hate me?