Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Espithel]

Granted?

I wish for hyperactive chicken massacres.

[Zyardran]

granted, you get murderous chickens

i wish i would wake up tomorrow with no mail in my inbox...

[Basman-1453]

No mail in your electronic inbox, granted. In exchange, someone sent an explosive to your physical inbox.

I wish for a tasty breakfast (it's 0900 as I'm writing this).

[seulintse]

granted, however, you discover, first, an unsatisfiable hunger for amazing breakfast burritoes, and two, that your neighbor decided to test out his burrito-firing-mini-gun on you and your household that he bought off of Ebay.

I wish for frozengaia's request for hyperactive chicken massacres to be denied, if you played legend of zelda (OoT namely, for me anyways) you'd know that such a request would be the apocalypse and the 4 horseman of the apocalypse simultaneously, tenfold.

[Espithel]

Granted, my request for hyperactive chicken massacres is denied.

It's a shame it's already happened and you didn't ask to revoke it, but whatever.


I wish for more chickens.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. Now, prepare to bear responsibility for the chicken overpopulation.

I wish for bears to take care of the chicken overpopulation Frozen has 'wished'.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Granted. The bears are very kind vegetarian Panda Bears, and take good care of the chickens.

I wish to get to be in the Final Battle of the Trial.

Seeing as this wish was granted...

I wish to win the Final Battle of the Trial.

[Basman-1453]

Unfortunately, the hour before the time you and ddevans agreed to fight, you lost your deck codes. Again.

I wish for a riot squad.

[Aknelo]

Granted, but you get Quiet Riot's "Come on Feel the Noize" on repeat.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haypxj24_Uw
 
I wish for a jar of edible marbles

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Unfortunately, the hour before the time you and ddevans agreed to fight, you lost your deck codes. Again.

I wish for a riot squad.

Don't even joke about this lol.

[Herden5]

Looks like people have been to busy being eyes-open, making wishes, so they forgot the other part. Too few corruptionists left. WORD. Wish there could be more revolutionsts...

[Espithel]

Granted, but they keep forgetting the deck codes of the revolution.

I wish for saserlasers.