Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Basman-1453]

Granted. However, not only you lost your title (of Master of Life), you also lost your life.

I wish I can get rid of this one ear worm I get from an anime released a few seasons ago.
(I mentioned it in my recent mono-Water deck idea, if you wish to know what anime I'm referring to.)

[Espithel]

Granted. It's now in your other ear.

I wish for ears to not exist.

[dawn to dusk]

Granted. we now have holes in the sides of our head that do absolutely nothing but allow for water to be poured in one side and come out the other.

i wish for the poster above the most recent poster to be eternally frightened of the poster below the most recent poster

[Espithel]

Your wish cannot be granted - I'm already eternally scared of myself.

I wish for lmaonade.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. I inserted some chemicals that will induce a severe laughing bout on your lemonade.

I wish for this to happen.

[Zyardran]

wish denied, sorry 

i wish for lots of 

[dawn to dusk]

granted, you get 75 entropy quanta

i wish

[Basman-1453]

There's no way I can corrupt your wish if I don't know what to corrupt, sorry.

I wish for a chaotic tourney next Saturday. (I don't think I can join anyway, it'd be 0100 local time.)

[Zyardran]

granted, i'll be there! 

i wish i knew how to win a tournament 

[Espithel]

i wish

Granted, your executive kidnapping will begin soon(tm).

I wish for a chaotic tourney next Saturday. (I don't think I can join anyway, it'd be 0100 local time.)

Granted, but entropy is banned.

i wish i knew how to win a tournament 

Granted.
You have now winning the Ninja-Frozen Tournament, with a score of 1.

I wish for bacon.

[Zyardran]

I wish for a chaotic tourney next Saturday. (I don't think I can join anyway, it'd be 0100 local time.)

Granted, but entropy is banned.

how dare you?!

I wish for bacon.

denied, until you bring Entropy back

[Espithel]

Granted, entropy is back, but antimatter, abomination, maxwell's demon, pandemonium, mutation, fallen elf, purple dragon, lycanthrope, dissipation shield, discord, mark of entropy, chaos seed, butterfly effect, shard of serendipity, purple nymph, nova, and shrodinger's cat are banned.

I wish for bacon.