Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[yee]

Granted, but now seleeping is the only thing you can do.

I wish my birthday would come faster.

[caboose]

Granted, your birthday comes faster and and you age faster and die before 2016

I wish there was a Sweeney Todd Elements card.

[Espithel]

Granted, but it's OP and will never be added.
I wish I didn't edit my post to add this wish.

[CrockettRocket]

not too OP actually, requires at least 2 sweeny todds, a sweeny todd and a baslisk blood, or a vandium warden and sweeny todd to kill a single creature, but the greatest strength is this combined with turtle shield. Why? Well, it delays it for one turn. So when its back to your turn, the creature will already be out of being delayed. And just to use these as iridum wardens is expensive. Iridum warden is 1 earth and 1 earth upkeep, while these are 4 darkness and 4 darkness upkeep. These are awfully expensive, and tbf I feel its on par with Amber Nymph. (Incase I got the and ones mixed up, I mean the earth one)

[theelkspeaks]

Granted, but you lose the ability to edit any posts ever.


I wish for a giant cookie.

[yee]

Granted, you get crushed by the giant cookie made of concerete.

I wish to fly.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, you get crushed by the giant cookie made of concerete.

I wish to fly.

Granted, you get crushed by the giant cookie made of concrete.
I wish for

[Espithel]

Granted.
I wish for chocobos.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted. But they're so small you can't ride them.

I wish for a corruption.

[Espithel]

Granted.
...Well, if I had anything else, then I'm not really corrupting the wish, am I?

I wish for my next wishness to be more than just granted.

[CrockettRocket]

Double granted, meaning its been granted twice, but your next wish will be corrupted, just like your heart.
I wish for the mafia to kill skyironsword.

[caboose]

Granted...They killed Skyironsword! you *astards!

I wish I found a genies lamp