Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Espithel]

Granted, but I forgot so I can't tell you.

I wish for dry dreams.

[caboose]

Granted. You wake up in a Desert chased by carnivore camels.

I wish Kirby would reply about the hangman game.

Also, The letter L 

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, his reply is all strikes.
I wish Kirby realized he could win at the hangman game if our wrong-guesses are 7 or more.

[caboose]

Granted, but since numbers are rarely guessed, we're safe.

I wish coca-nuts did migrate.   

[kirbylover314]

Granted, they migrate into your house, refusing to leave.
I wish for me to not have to go to school, and thus being able to reply at anytime

_ _ _
Guesses: 6/7
Letters: A G D U I L

What happened to guessing common letters first?

[flyingcat]

Granted, but then the internet crashes for all of eternity, and we can't fix it because we're stupid.

I wish that more people would post on this thread.

I guess E.

[kirbylover314]

Granted, but they reconsider and decide to delete their post.
I wish for a house made from cardboard/newspapers.

_ _ _
Guesses: 7/7
Letters: A G D U I L E

One guess for the word guys.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, but they're red all over making them impossible to keep the structure because people keep stealing from you.
I wish that I knew you would go for a word that didnt contain any common letters, so I purposely avoided them. Now to look up words that have something to do with forests and dont have AGDUILE.

[flyingcat]

Granted, but the word "rot" is wrong.

I wish Mono Aether was never discovered.

[kirbylover314]

Granted, but somebody invented it instead.
I wish I had some paint to paint my house a non-bright color.

(Also, http://www.scrabblefinder.com/contains/rru/)

[caboose]

Granted. Its invisible paint.

I wish for more cruel and unusual corruptions.

[Espithel]

Granted; I'll call Espithel.
(Espithel would be, like, a god at this game.)

... Espithel, why are yo- No, NO. BAD ESPITHEL. DON'T TURN THE PAINT INTO CH... chains made out of rabbis and sweed.
...
Hm.

I wish to know the practicalities of using chains made out of rabbis and sweed to constrain things.
... And now he's forcibly drenching the rabbis in chocolate-covered bacon. ¬_¬