Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, politics isnt a word anymore, but death now means Barack Obama.
I wish to guess the letter D.

[kirbylover314]

Granted. It's not in the word
I wish for my own private island

_ _ _
Guesses: 3
Letters: A, G, D

[Espithel]

Granted.
Enjoy tending to the billions of Asians.

I wish for Asians.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, they're all on a private island of only kirby.
I wish for a U.

[kirbylover314]

Granted, again you are wrong.
I wish I remembered that as there is a limited number of letters in the alphabet, you'll eventually solve it.

_ _ _
Guesses: 4
Letters: A G D U

[Espithel]

Granted.
But you forgot that's the point.

I wish for CuCnumbers.

[caboose]

Granted. You have unlimited Cucnumbers. Nothing but Cucnumbers. Everything you touch turns into Cucnumbers! You are now the only resident of the land of floating Cucnumers, Cucnumberia!

I wish I had a clue what a Cucnumer is.

also the letter I is my next guess. 

[Espithel]

Granted. A Cucnumber is a cucumber that has been blessed by the mighty CuCN.
Duh.

I wish for safety.

[caboose]

Granted. You get the Safety Dance.

I wish for ideas.

[iDaire]

Granted. Keep posting. You'll find them eventually.
I wish for unlimited wishes. Patent pending.

[Espithel]

Granted.
I mean, you already have them, so it's not like I can corrupt that.

I wish for wet dreams.

[caboose]

Granted, but in all of them re-runs of 'Bill Nye The Science Guy' take up your attention in the dream.

I wish to know why CuCN is mighty.