Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Espithel]

(That was the corruption/joke.)

I wish for

[propheon]

granted your void is full of  crap

i wish for a pvp 2 full of joy     

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, server crashes and every PVP2 player is stuck inside an alternate place called "full of joy"
I wish for someone to answer this question: Why was the dalmatian not allowed on the plane, but all the other breeds were?

[caboose]

Granted. Because his passport was spotty.

I wish someone would tell me what you call an untruthful marine animal.

[kirbylover314]

Granted. It's a sea lion.
I wish people will stop using puns

[caboose]

Granted. Anyone who gets caught is now punished.

I wish Kirbylover would make a hangman puzzle.

[kirbylover314]

Granted.        _ _ _
I wish people would start guessing

[caboose]

Granted. The letter A.

I wish for a hint on this and possibly all future Hangmen games.

[kirbylover314]

Granted. The hint is: the word has three letters.
I wish for tea.

(The hint is: It has to do with the the forest)

_ _ _
Guess: 1
Letters Guessed: a

[caboose]

Granted. you get a golf tee.

I wish for a Beavis and Butthead Elements card.

P.s. the letter G

[flyingcat]

Granted, but they annoy Zanzarino so much he takes his anger out by deleting Elements The Game

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Espithel]

Spoiler for Caboose:

NAME: Beavis ELEMENT: Light COST: 4 TYPE: Creature ATK|HP: 0 | 12 TEXT: :light - Honorary Crusader: All damage dealt to you or creatures you control next turn is dealt to Beavis instead.	NAME: Butthead ELEMENT: Light COST: 2 TYPE: Creature ATK|HP: 0 | 1 TEXT: Butthead can protect a creature when it enters play. The protect creature can't be targetted until Butthead dies.

ART: The Independent IDEA: Espithel? NOTES: Granted, but all the social commentary turn it into something... Quite different. SERIES: Is this an insult or compliment to British MPs?

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Sure, wish for something you already have.


I wish for the death of politics as we know it.