Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Lunaris]

Granted, but your life becomes incredibly dull and boring.

I wish to have a puppy.

[asdw152]

you get your dog, but then...


I wish for friends

[Mr Muffin]

Granted. They Never leave your side. This is a bad thing.


I wish for an endless supply as cat food.

[Naii_the_Baf]

I wish for an endless supply AS cat food.

Granted, you get an endless supply of nothing and you are cat food.
(You never asked for something in specific)

I wish people didn't love me.
(Seriously tho, I don't like people loving me D:)

[ValerianFlame]

Granted: You will die alone, and you will be alone for the rest of your life, living your days as someone attached to EtG and only ever getting up every half hour.

I wish for someone to post in a different color.

[Mr Muffin]

Granted, but it's also really small.

I wish for the post color to go back to normal.

[Naii_the_Baf]

Granted, but nothing is normal.

I wish I could be a Schrödinger's Cat.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. As a consequence, your soul shall enter neither Heaven nor Hell and be trapped in this world for all eternity.

I wish I'm a cockatrice.

[Mr Muffin]

Granted. You were tragically killed in a barbecue R.I.P.

I wish to cure all sicknesses.

[ValerianFlame]

Granted, but you can't cure true pain.

I wish I could move to Newport, Virginia.

[foxrain4]

Granted, but Newport, Virginia is now permanently flooded.

I wish I could stop all the wars in the world.

[1011686]

Granted, now everyone just passive-aggresively snarks at eachother.

I wish this forum game had more people play it.