Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Zyardran]

You have cat ears made of paper

I wish for pizza

[Lunaris]

Granted, but all it has on it is anchovies (ew!)

I wish to be able to fly

[Basman-1453]

Granted. You can never land again, so unless you're Tornadus or something~

I wish for a nice sleep.

[tereret]

You get a nice sleep... forever

I wish being even more awersome

[Mr Muffin]

Granted. The world explodes from over exposure to awesomeness. Everyone dies and you can no longer be awesome because you're dead.

I wish for more wishes.

[ValerianFlame]

Granted, but your wishes must all be in a different font than the default one (size and color changes also pass)

I wish for this to never end.

[Basman-1453]

Granted ... is what I want to say. Unfortunately, nothing's granted because there's no clear definition on what's the thing to never end.

I wish for this thread to never end.

[Lunaris]

Granted, but you are the only one who posts.

I wish it was June already.

[1011686]

Granted, it's June... 1431.

I wish for an amazing sandwich which I eat.

[Mr Muffin]

Granted, but while the sandwich was amazing it does things to you and you spend 5 hours in the bathroom because of it.

I wish I could teleport.

[Lunaris]

Granted, but you can only teleport to the surface of the sun.

I wish that I could live off of only candy.

[Mr Muffin]

Granted, but you can only eat candy and you get really sick of it.

I wish my wishes would return to normal.