Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[blrawen]

Granted, but it was edited and deleted by Arum anyway.

I wish i had something to eat

[tereret]

Granted. It's toxic

I wish having moar nymphs

[blueberrymania]

Granted. They're singularity nymphs, which become immortal upon playing.

I wish I had 6 of every card in the game, upgraded versions included.

[randomperson123]

Granted, but just seconds after you get them, you accidentally delete your account.

I wish for more 3-day weekends.

[blueberrymania]

Granted. In fact, all weekends are 6 day weekends. But from now on, we work on weekends instead of during the week.

I wish for blueberries

[Basman-1453]

Granted. *forcefeeds bbm with poisoned blueberries*

I wish for a reign of darkness.

[blueberrymania]

Granted. But you despair over the fact that your wish was true before you wished it (look at the top of the forums page).

I wish that everyone knew that the best strategy in the game is to ha- *strangled by the Rustlers*

[Arum]

Granted. Everyone now uses purple nymphs, and since you have none, your deck fails every time it tries to enter PvP.

I don't wish for anything.

[Solaris]

Granted. Everyone now uses purple nymphs, and since you have none, your deck fails every time it tries to enter PvP.

I don't wish for anything.

Granted. Any future wishes are nullified.

I wish for a fork.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. You got a spoon instead.

I wish for something stupid.

[Arum]

Granted. You get a gallium fork.

I am happy with no wishes forever, even if ones in the future never come true.

[tereret]

I wish turning the last wish into an unusefoul statement