Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Arum]

Granted, but you forget them as soon as they come.

I wish people would be nicer when they are telling others to shut up.

[tereret]

Granted, but you are utted up politely forever

I wish being almighty

[1011686]

Granted, but your omniscience renders you unable to do anything but what you see happening in the future, meaning you cant make ANY choices.

i wish i never got bloody noses at inconvenient times.

[yee]

Granted, your nose is now constantly bleading.

I wish to be part of everything.

[chrispybacon84]

Granted. You are a part of everything, which is now nothing.

I wish for 17 hydrogen atoms

[Basman-1453]

Granted. They're all what's left in your lungs, and you quickly dies from organ failure.

I wish for an untargetable creature that's not prone to SoW/Reflect.

[Espithel]

Granted. Now that that already-existing card's gone from the game, you just made all the rainbow players cry.

I wish for harmful babies.

[tereret]

Granted. But one of them kills you

I wish having acces to ETG as admin(wanna update it!!!)

[yee]

Granted, you get sued by Zanz.

I wish that Zanz would continue the development of ETG.

[blueberrymania]

Granted, but he makes purple nymphs be 20|20, and deal spell dmg

[Arum]

Granted, but nobody knows what wish was granted as I went back and edited your post.

I wish the 13th and 14th elements would come out.

[blueberrymania]

Granted, but the only elements they beat are each other. Literally every other element wins vs it, and the cards have zero benefit in any other decks.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish last post.