Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[CleanOnion]

Granted. You become a vegan.

I wish for a large pile of rice. Large enough to seriously injure someone if it landed on them. And it's balanced on a shelf just above my head. And the shelf is fragile.

[tereret]

You get it, but the shelf is sooo long, so the sugar kills a random person in the street and police arrests you

[CleanOnion]

Granted, but your wish is now invisible.

I wish for a tree to grow with neither hinges, lock or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. 

[tereret]

Granted, but You can nevver find it
I wish a REAL dissipation shield

[xray1324]

Granted, but no one can hold it or touch it or be near it.

I wish for everyone to get immortality

[killsdazombies]

Granted. Weeks later however, the earth is invaded by aliens. Everyone is taken as slaves for all eternity. Those who resist are thrust out into space, doomed to float for all time. Alone.


I wish the next mafia game would start

[xray1324]

Granted but it ends in a second.

I wish that scott cawthon made another fnaf game.

[tereret]

Granted, but it ruins the saga

I wish

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, all your wishes and dreams turn out to be April Fools jokes and cannot be kept, only for three battles.

I wish for a better doorknob.

[Arum]

Granted, it is 0.001% better than your current one.

I wish magic was real and I could use it.

[blrawen]

Granted, you don't know how to use it and you can't find any clue to help you

I wish to win a tourney

[chrispybacon84]

Granted, you win the tourney but no reward and icon.

I wish for a grain of rice.