Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Arum]

Granted. A 500 pound boulder has been shipped to your house and currently resides in your room.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

[tereret]

Granted. A maxwel's demon uses paradox on you

I wish no iguanas

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, they are replaced with vile slimy demons.

I wish for gravy.

[tereret]

Granted. You drown in gravy

I wish inmortality

[xray1324]

Granted. You live forever, but everyone you care about dies.

I wish for 20/0 wins in arena

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, it then fails and goes to 20/40 wins and then because of a server mistake, all the electrum gained from the 20 wins is lost.

I wish for a baguette.

[Arum]

Granted. It is hard and stale, and for some reason you have an obsessive compulsion with eating the baguette whole, leading to hospitalization after one of your attempts goes disastrously wrong.

I wish for AD's medical bills to be small.

[xray1324]

Granted. He then goes to jail for cheating the medical system.

I wish for a pleasant life.

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but your lifespan is reduced to one minute.

I wish for a really cool lamp.

[CleanOnion]

Granted. You receive a lamp with a temperature of constant absolute zero. It cools down everything around it to 0, and the cold spreads exponentially, until all of reality collapses in on itself.

I wish that I had not corrupted the previous wish.

[Arum]

Granted. You no longer exi- wait, that wish corruption doesn't make sense. Granted, you get a cold lamp that reduces the temperature of your room to -40°.

I wish that the human personification of a donut existed.

[chrispybacon84]

Granted. A donut now has a mind of itself and wonders about the reason for life.

I wish I had wings.