Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[yee]

Granted, you get fired from work (or expelled from school).

I wish for more snow.

[Arum]

Granted. You are snowed in and die of starvation.

I wish for happiness.

[randomperson123]

Granted. You are now dead and in the afterlife, where you are happy forever.

I wish that more people find out about Elements.

[yee]

Granted, but servers crashed by the overflow of people.

I wish that online games had better servesrs.

[chrispybacon84]

Granted. You starve from using the better servers.

I wish that I knew how to save money.

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, tomorrow is a day of learning and you learn how to save money. The termites learn too. They've learned how to get into your vaults and safes.

I wish that termites weren't real.

[randomperson123]

Granted. A new species of ant evolves that can destroy homes even more easily.

I wish there were more forum games.

[CleanOnion]

Granted. Every player hosts a Relic Sweeper, Mafia, and Fanatics&Heretics simultaneously. Nobody plays anything.

I wish that cows were more efficient.

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, cows become so efficient and intelligent that they overtake humans as the master race and use humans as slave labor.

I wish that Brawl would start soon.

[Solaris]

Granted, cows become so efficient and intelligent that they overtake humans as the master race and use humans as slave labor.

I wish that Brawl would start soon.

Granted, Brawl ends as soon as it starts.

I wish for a pewter spoon.

[Arum]

The vending machine was out of silver spoons, so you got a gallium one instead.

I wish that this wish is incorruptible.

[chrispybacon84]

Granted. Your wish was spontaneously corrupted.

I wish for a singular grain of sand.