Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[yee]

Granted, but for every piece of food that you materialize, you lose exactly the same size part of your body as the size of the food you matearilzed.

I wish that the rain would end and it would start to snow again.

[1011686]

Granted. A blizzard comes and wrecks your house.

I wish I didn't lose things.

[Flayne]

Granted, you only gain things, but now you also gain an infinite amount of enemies and eventually get stabbed in the back.


I wish I had a massive army at my disposal for total world domination

[yee]

Granted, you are now an Evil Overlord and countless heroes are sent out to defeat your army and kill you.

I wish to be able to jump to any high I wish to and to be able allways land safely.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. The catch is that you can not even land in the first place, gravity no longer working its force on you.

I wish I was alive when Monty Python aired their notorious Spam sketch.

[Flayne]

Granted but during this time line you happen to be blind and deaf, with an exceptional ability to eat an enormous quantity of SPAM without ever bursting or gaining weight.


I wish I was born in the 70s

[yee]

Granted, but you were born in Cambodia (there were gerat genocide during 1975-1979 where 17000000-3000000 people were killed). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian_genocide

I wish for something stupid

[CleanOnion]

Granted. You are given a mirror.

I wish for something interesting.

[Flayne]

Granted, you are given a talking orange.


I wish strategy board games were more popular.

[1011686]

Granted, they become so popular that video games become obsolete and Elements shuts down.

I wish I wasn't absentminded.

[Flayne]

Granted but now you have no sense of logic whatsoever



I wish I had more self-motivation

[1011686]

Granted, you are now very self-motivated to do nothing.

I wish I could sleep in more in the mornings.