Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[CleanOnion]

Granted, a series of posts are made announcing its immediate and permanent closure.

I wish for more Competitions.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. You just need to walk outta the house to find a competition you can participate IRL.

I wish to be able to stab Discord (the weapon) with Discord (everyone's adorable little sister).

[eaglgenes101]

Granted, you just tried to stab a weapon with a person. He has a huge bruise now.

I wish to be able to stab Discord (everyone's adorable little sister) with Discord (the weapon).

[CleanOnion]

Granted, Discord is scrambled and turns into RootRanger, SpikeSpiegel and dawn to dusk.

I wish to stab Naesala (the person) with Naesala (the person).

[Submachine]

Granted. She stabs you back with a real knife.

I wish that people didn't have conflicting interests.

[Flayne]

Granted, but now they fight to the death over the last slice of pizza

I wish I had the power to change the worlds economy into Carbon Dioxide, now buying the thing you want is literally a breath away!

[yee]

Granted, you just killed everybody who needs oxygen to live, because everyone wants to be rich and so all the oxygen was burned into carbon dioxide.

I wish I could use nitrogen same as others use oxygen.

[CleanOnion]

Granted, you can now respire using nitrogen, however it is much less efficient and you must breath twenty times faster to survive.

I wish that the whole atmosphere were oxygen.

[Basman-1453]

Denied for humanity's safety, otherwise oxygen poisoning kicks in.

I wish I can steal the last slice of pizza Flayne's speaking of.

[CleanOnion]

Denied

I don't think that's allowedGranted, however you are forced to fight to the death over it.

I wish for a whole pizza all to myself. Stuffed crust.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. The pizza has a diameter of five centimeters (~= two inches). Have fun.

I wish to deny someone's wishes.

[Flayne]

Granted, but upon the first denial, the Gods saw your disobedience, incarcerated and sealed you inside a magic lamp for all eternity, waiting to be found and be rubbed by many.


I wish I had the power to materialize food out of nowhere, making it unnecessary to buy or find it like before.