Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[bossitron]

granted. you get the soundtrack to every justin bieber concert ever.

i wish that good mainstream music existed

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but then suddenly your ears are chopped off in a freak amusement park ride accident.

I wish that I could get into amusement parks for free and never wait.

[flyingcat]

Granted, but the height restriction stops you from riding anything.

I wish I owned an amusement park.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. No one visitors enters said (haunted, I must add) amusement park.

I wish for the disappearance of Justin Bieber.

[CleanOnion]

Granted, he disappears. Shortly thereafter you realise he was your one true love.


I wish that I eat an egg salad sandwich that is not poisoned or harmful to me or anyone else or anyone in any way, and that it is perfect and delicious.

[flyingcat]

Granted, but then it's technically not an egg salad sandwich.

I wish I could spin more emoticons in chat.

[CleanOnion]

Granted, but you spin relative to them such that the effect from your perspective is negligible.


I wish that the Earth would rotate faster such that I can feel it spin beneath me.

[seulintse]

granted, but you only feel them because you're puking all the time from the motion sickness 

[CleanOnion]

@seulintse: you need to make a wish

[bossitron]

i'll do it.

i wish for a ping of 1ms for everything on the internet that i try to connect to. like actually.

[yee]

Granted, but you need to enter 17 different passwords every time you change page to make sure that it is you who wants to use high speed internet.

I wish that nothing could stop me.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. There's this thing known as 'Operation Nothing' that stops you from doing anything meaningful.

I wish for a reduced Auction drama.