Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[seulintse]

granted, only to be replaced by assignments and projects that you were only notified of after it was supposed to be turned in.

I wish that EtG forums wouldn't have drama or flame wars

[killsdazombies]

Granted, the forum is deleted


I wish people didn't vague blog on tumblr

[Espithel]

Granted. Tumblr is deleted.

I wish for death parties.

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, every party you go to only has dead people trying to make you die.

I wish that the word "snarky" was used in normal everyday conversation.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. As a consequence, a good deal of the population is more sarcastic than you.

I wish for a Plat Arena deck that counters all the common FG farmers.

[yee]

Granted, but it loses to every other deck out there.

I wish for a painting of a flower.

[DoubleCapitals]

Granted. I painted it on toilet paper.

I wish I could understand my economics content.

[Espithel]

Granted. The examination body deems you a cheater.

I wish to not feel a massive sense of glee when I hear that half of my ex-school's exam tests in ICT were deemed illegal.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but you're not in that half.

I wish for death.

[seulintse]

granted, but you find out that this is basically a massive and much more fleshed out sims game.

I wish to be a sort-of-original (A.K.A. not the hundredth poster for a grabbow to claim it as my handiwork) deck-builder.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. It requires years of grinding to acquire it.

I wish for     .

[Basman-1453]

Granted. You're arrested because you were *sunglasses* spacing out.

I wish for a soundtrack.