Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Basman-1453]

Well ... it turns out that the dance you had performed turns out to be a dance to call the FBI to incarcerate ya for a lifetime.

I wish for War updates.

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, War is canceled.

I wish for War to be based around Bunchies.

[bossitron]

granted. a mad scientist bunchie creates a bunchie bacteria making all bunchies everywhere die a horrible death of AIDS but a bunchie form of it.

i wish that next post i got 2 wishes.

[CleanOnion]

Granted, but you failed to declare those wishes to the IRS and they were both seized.

I wish for an infinite supply of cookie dough flavoured ice cream.

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but you never said where you want the supply.

I wish for all the ice cream on Pluto to turn into sentient ice cream aliens that travel to Earth.

[CleanOnion]

Granted, but there is no ice cream on Pluto.

I wish for the surface of Pluto to be covered in a metre-thick layer of cookie dough ice cream. And brownies. Lots of brownies.

[Zyardran]

Granted, but it's all poisonous.

I wish i had something useful to do...

[CleanOnion]

Granted, you now have a job.

I wish my ice cream wasn't poisoned.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. It was spiked with an aprodisiac instead.

I wish for more silly tourney updates.

[bossitron]

granted. you are banned from all tourneys as you have too much #swag

I wish for more #swag in my life

[seulintse]

granted, however you get it by wearing only lime or pink clothes. And it hurts just to look at it.

I wish to be able to play TF2 again

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but you can only play it whenever you have something due within the next few hours and you haven't done it.

I wish that procrastination no longer exists.