Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Zyardran]

granted, but you lose miserabley

i wish...

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but...

I wish for a pair of blunt scissors.

[eaglgenes101]

Granted, you just took up fabric cutting as a hobby.

I wish for more text.

[Aknelo]

Granted, but it written in a undecipherable code.

I wish for a pack of tissues.

[seulintse]

granted, you're watching attack on titan, and by the time you realize all your favorite characters WILL die horrific, tragic, brutal, and dramatic deaths, you're already drawn into the show.
I wish to stop being haunted by not the idea of the titans themselves, but by the wall-cult members, (http://shingekinokyojin.wikia.com/wiki/Wall_Cult) and how much it reminds me of the biblical story of jericho...
(https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Joshua%206)

(btw, if you get offended by those (note: ) links, then you're kinda petty)

[Espithel]

I wish for Seul to make a wish like he's supposed to.

[Basman-1453]

I'm not going to grant or deny anything because I can't make head or tail outta Seul's wish (mainly because I'm not into Attack on Titan and have no practical knowledge of the tale of Jericho) and because Fro didn't do anything to Seul's wish.

I wish for me to stop associating things.

[Aknelo]

Granted, now you just acquaint things

I wish I didn't have to got to work today

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, instead you get to be tied to a bed and left there the whole day.

I wish for a cup.

[Dinobrat]

Granted, you can have this protective cup.

I wish for hope.

[Zyardran]

granted, you have me.

i wish for.... idk, i just wish

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but.. idk, just granted yet corrupted

I wish for a world where buying other people pillows is the equivalent to buying them a drink in this world