Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, but horses filled it.
I wish Jen-i was actually able to regain mastership.
With Zso in a car crash....Yay! I mean... nooooo!

[yee]

Granted, but she disappeaars in a mysterious way.

I wish to know who or what is the magical rainbow pixie godess.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted; She's a figment of my imagination to corrupt any wishes people come up with, but her price is rather high; you have to involve a funny story. BUT you forget all this information and the magical rainbow pixie godess sends you to the demons; finding you unfit to be in the same realm as her.
I wish for pancakes.

[Zyardran]

granted, but they are square..., not round...
i wish for a gallon of tea and chocolate

[Aknelo]

Granted, but the chocolate melts from being mixed in the same jug as the tea. 

I wish for my heartburn to stop

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but in the process of the surgery (because apparently you needed a surgery) you died.

I wish for better surgeons.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, but in the process of the surgery (because apparently you needed a surgery) you died.

I wish for better surgeons.

Granted, but every patient gets to the surgeons in a proportional way for the surgeons to remain the same skill level as now.
I wish to remember #format

[Espithel]

I wish for Crockettrocket to remember

Spoiler for Hidden:

#format

[Zyardran]

granted, he remembers format, but he never uses it

i wish for a good day today

[iancudorinmarian]

Granted, but it's your last.

I wish people didn't ban Discord against me.

[Basman-1453]

Granted, ian. Now Discord (the player) is clinging to you. :p

I wish for a Trial of Others. :v

[CrockettRocket]

Granted but the magical rainbow pixie godess is master of it and all "other" cards turn rainbow, causing choas around the forums as the  and  icons come together to form 1.
I wish for Jirachi (for obvious reasons)