Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[dawn to dusk]

granted. but that dimension consists of various demons that slaughter you the instance you arrive

i wish for a vending machine

[Zyardran]

you get, but it;s broken, and needs repairing 

i wish....

[Aknelo]

.... that you didn't need to finish you wish out loud?
Granted.

I wish that I could stay away from the forums today and finish studying the maths I need to know for Monday's class.

[CrockettRocket]

.... that you didn't need to finish you wish out loud?
Granted.

I wish that I could stay away from the forums today and finish studying the maths I need to know for Monday's class.

Granted, but you have short term and long term memory loss and Monday will never come. Have fun studying the rest of your life instead of being on the forums.
I wish magical rainbow pixie godess could vaporize demons.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. The demon in question is this.


I wish to eat a piece of crockett.

[Zyardran]

granted, it tastes just like pixie dust

i wish for sleep

[dawn to dusk]

granted, but it is corrupted by wishes nightmares

i wish for a happy. (only one, i dont want to over-saturate it)

[Espithel]

I wish I corrupted the wish of the person above me.

[flyingcat]

Granted, but it's not a Happy.

I wish I had a Frozen Otyugh

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but it thaws out and eats you and conquers the universe.

I wish for an Otyugh to be the ruler of the world.

[Zyardran]

granted, but it eats everything, nothing left, and eventually dies of starvtion

i wish for World Domination

[yee]

Your wish was granted by japanse person, who read it backwards and now the world is domitating you.

I wish I could understand japanse.