Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[Aknelo]

De nie d. Y ou  rw is h is di s joi nt e dand di sco nt inu ou sin st e ad.

I wish for gumboots

[Zyardran]

granted, you have pleased me with that answer of denying a wish 

i wish for freedom

[Espithel]

If you pay 100,000 dollars and cut off a limb, granted.

If wish to be taken for granted.

[CrockettRocket]

granted, but thank you
I wish the next poster to wish for what I wished for

[dworthy]

Denied. Empathy is difficult on the Forums.

And I wish for an infinite amount of Wishes.

[CrockettRocket]

Denied. Empathy is difficult on the Forums.

And I wish for an infinite amount of Wishes.

Granted, that's your first wish, and your second is to remove all remaining wishes.
I wish the next poster to wish for what I wished for. Also for it to be granted, not denied.

[Zyardran]

Granted, I make a wish

I make a random wish of randomness

[dworthy]

Granted. A copy of yourself appears.

I wish for a cloning machine.

[seulintse]

granted, but the first clone takes your life and everyone is none-the-wiser to this.

I wish to get 3 miracle cards

[Espithel]

Granted. It's an udder miracle you got Shard of Wisdom, Fractal, and Holy Cow in the same spin.

I wish for scythes.

[Zyardran]

Granted, however you end up accidentally cutting off a limb for being too reckless

I wish for a shiny, sharp object

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, you get the shiny Rhydon I just caught
I wish I didn't just lose a trials match by having a RoL be on the bottom of my deck instead of a pillar.