Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[bossitron]

granted. he spams the other sections of the forums instead.

I wish for pure awesomeness

[Zyardran]

Or right below it. Granted, but Disc might be inclined to break the rules.
I wish Disc does NOT post exactly two replies after this.

Denied, e n e

granted. he spams the other sections of the forums instead.

I am a girl, get it right e n e

I wish for pure awesomeness

Granted, but you eventually become too awesome, avid are kicked out of the forums because of it

I wish for milk

[Espithel]

Granted, but it's sour.

I wish for zawa milk.

[dawn to dusk]

granted, but its sourer

i wish for sneezing to never exist

[Zyardran]

granted, but now everyone is allergic to things, and have no way to get it out of their noses

i wish for a less nosey mom

[Espithel]

Granted. Your mother is now more handy instead.

I wish for autoasphyxiation.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted. Your mother is now more handy instead.

I wish for autoasphyxiation.

Granted, but it's with the same sex.
I wish for being able to function on less than 2 hours of sleep.

[Aknelo]

Granted, but the next time you fall asleep, it's for two weeks straight.

I wish for some mint ice-cream

[Zyardran]

granted, but your mouth hurts at how minty it is

i wish for minty gum

[Espithel]

Granted, but you get gum disease.

I wish for Granted, but you get gum disease.

[CrockettRocket]

You get gum disease, which is granted, but, a doctor cures the gum disease.
I wish for the next person's wish to involve a magical rainbow pixie goddess that uses a bravery deck. (And show the bravery deck)

[Espithel]

4 Godless Shrine
4  Isolated Chapel
2  Orzhov Guildgate
7  Plains
7  Swamp
24 lands

3  Archangel of Thune
4  Fiendslayer Paladin
4  Rhox Faithmender
4  Tithe Drinker
4  Trained Caracal
4  Vampire Nighthawk
3  Vizkopa Guildmage
26 creatures

3  Brave the Elements
3  Orzhov Charm
4  Path of Bravery
10 other spells

Sideboard
2  Blood Baron of Vizkopa
1  Doom Blade
2  Duress
4  Lifebane Zombie
2  Obzedat, Ghost Council
2  Sin Collector
2  Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
15 sideboard cards


Sure, here you go.

Use path of bravery among with all of the lifelink creatures to spam life gain after life gain, then end him rightly with vizkopa guildmage/fiendslayer/archangel of thune. Brave the elements to protect your jazz.


(And I'm a magical rainbow pixie goddess. <3)

I wish for continuity.