Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[firaro]

granted, you now have a grand tasty meal with lots of meat. oddly enough none of your pets are anywhere to be found

i wish for quantum pendulums

[eaglgenes101]

granted, you now have a grand tasty meal with lots of meat. oddly enough none of your pets are anywhere to be found

i wish for quantum pendulums

Granted, you can only use mono decks now.

I wish for none of the above.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. The only thing you can pull in the tourney would be a deck 60 cards thick, all 60 are Rainbow Pillars.

I wish for none of those silly all-pillar decks.

[bossitron]

granted. gets all pendulum decks.

I wish to SHOW YOU MAH POKEMANS

[firaro]

granted, but i zoned out after the first pokemon

i wish i could get three wishes next time

[yee]

Granted, but there will not be next time.

I wish to have all the cards.

[dawn to dusk]

granted, you have all the cards of a standard 52 pack of cards

i wish for blackjack

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, but a magical pixie rainbow goddess came down from the stars and made your blackjack every color of the rainbow.
I wish to be a magical pixie rainbow goddess. Get rekt m8.

[Zyardran]

granted, but you now live in another dimension, no one knows who you are anymore

i wish crockett never wished that

[iDaire]

Granted, but he never made a wish, so you didn't either...meaning he did make a wish, and you made your wish...meaning he didn't. Hm.
I wish for ice so I can pretend to be a dolphin.

[Zyardran]

granted, but your dolphin impersonation failed, for now they hunt you down

i wish i knew what my next post was gonna be (jinx, i do know what it will be)

[bossitron]

granted. you are horrified at what you are about to say.

I wish for a vending machine