Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[seulintse]

Granted, but you clicked and read the wrong tourney post and you are hillariously and piteously outdone.

I wish shards weren't so OP

[Basman-1453]

Granted. They're now not worth the rarity.

I wish all tourney participants good luck and good games.

[Zyardran]

granted, thank you 

i wish there was no such things as school

[dawn to dusk]

granted. we make no advances as a race and end up living off what we find as if we were animals

i wish for people not to suck

[Zyardran]

denied, sorry  some people can't help it, unfortunately

i wish certain people could realize their mistakes and fix them (never gonna happen tho) 

[dawn to dusk]

granted. unfortunately their idiocy is passed down onto their (somehow acquired) children who are worse

i wish for certain songs (cough waiting for love) to have gone mainstream when they should have rather than 3 months after

[Zyardran]

granted, i'll go back in time with SpikeSpiegel's powers and fix that 

i wish i wasn;t addicted to this song

[dawn to dusk]

granted. you are addicted to this instead

i wish that i was able to wake up when need be and not be reluctant to get out of bed

[Zyardran]

denied, sorry, it's the way the human body works

although

i wish the same thing

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, you're not reluctant to get out of bed, you just -can't- get out of bed anymore.
I wish I could sleep in my bed forever.

[Basman-1453]

Granted. You're arrested for murdering Disc.

I wish for Disc to snap herself with a cam and post it.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Denied. Creepy.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.