Corrupt a Wish 5.0

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but then sceptiles overrun the meta and so to compensate, all the other pokemons got super powerful megas that could mega evolve twice and had over 9000 in each stat.

I wish for scizor to have a better mega evolution sprite.

[Basman-1453]

Apparently, the dev team decided to give Scyther the more badass mega evo. (But they're still 4x weak to Stealth Rock, so~)

I wish for a mesh of light and darkness. :p

[bossitron]

granted. you get 50 shades of grey.

i wish for powerful bug types other than scizor..

[Basman-1453]

What? You've got Volcarona already even before Gen VI, so stop complaining.

I wish for a Kantai Collection character who competently plays a mono-Gravity deck. (IYKWIM)

[flyingcat]

Granted, but it plays Gravity Fish.

I wish I had apple pie

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, but the apples are old and rotten and a sickly shade of black.

I wish for everything to be a lie.

[bossitron]

granted, but the cake was already a lie, meaning it is now true.

i wish for cake.

[yee]

Granted, here is a mud cake.

I wish to have driving license.

[Basman-1453]

Unfortunately, a little mishap made the license says that it applies until three days before you accepted it.

I wish for a lie detector.

[bossitron]

granted but it only tells that you lie.

i wish for a mudkip in real life.

[AD TienzuStorm]

Granted, it has rabies and eats your face off.

I wish for a rabies shot.

[dawn to dusk]

granted, you get shot by rabies

i wish for barney the dinesore to stab people with forks