Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Quizzical]

Granted, but your posts seem to have disappeared and you only have 47 for a split second.

I wish for an invincible Ironman suit.

[esran]

granted. the suit is invincible. it also kills its wearer.
i wish someone besides quizacle will grant my wish.

[Quizzical]

Granted, "quizacle" did not grant your wish, Quizzical did (I love you Esran <3)

I wish that I had more hawaiian flavored ice cream from Ted Drewes.

[regen2k9]

Granted.  I'll send you mine.  It'll be melted and yucky by the time it gets to you though 

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

[Quizzical]

Granted, but a young girl drops you and throws you in the trash can. The flies then nobble on your head.

I wish I had a pink narwhal that could fly.

[regen2k9]

Granted, but it accidentally impales you with its giant horn.  Then the narwhal cries.  A lot.  Major flooding occurs.  Then Zanzarino makes a card about it.

I wish I could do parkour without getting hurt.

[Absol]

Granted. While testing your skill, you accidentally fell off a skyscraper. But don't worry, you don't feel hurt. Just... Not alive.

I wish i'm not hungry.

[Skysong]

Granted, you are not hungry because you are dead.

I wish I knew what I would wish for.

Spoiler for Edit:

Edited to clarifiy what I meant.

[esran]

granted. you now know that you will wish to know what you will wish for. the craziness of this makes you go insane and not make any wishes at all. the depression of having not made a wish causes you to turn insane and go on a homicidal killing spree.

i wish to not be included in the aforementioned killing spree.

[regen2k9]

Granted.  You are not included in that killing spree.  However, another killer targets you in a completely unrelated killing spree.

I wish I had a giant zeppelin.

[Skysong]

Granted, but someone strikes a match on a flight you were on and the thing goes up in smoke.

I wish for air.

[yaladilae]

granted, but just like your wish, its corrupted and you die breathing from it

i wish for being un-corrupted