Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Annele]

Granted, you're writing out your death wish.

I wish you would give me back my homework (street brawl)

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  I give you the ashes of what remained of it.

I wish that would corrupt a wish.

[Annele]

Granted,  now you don't make any sense.

I wish I will never have to go to America so as to avoid Drake_XIV's stalker issues.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, I go to you.

I wish to stalk Annele whilst riding an obese unicorn.

[Annele]

Granted, the unicorn dies after 5min from exhaustion.

I wish my teacher will believe me when I say my homework was eaten by an Otyugh.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You still get a 0.

I wish my Physics grade would go up...

[Annele]

Granted. It goes up by -10.

I wish I knew why anyone whoose name ends with -ake is downright creepy (and I'm not just talking about you, Drake_XIV)

[justaburd]

Granted, you now know why, and now you wish you didn't.

I wish to see a living pterodactyl.

[Annele]

Granted, it then sees you and decides you might make a tasty snack.

I wish pterodactyl is an elements card.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but only as a card idea.  It never gets past the Crucible.

I wish that my brain could store twice as much information without overloading.

[Annele]

Granted, but you forget to store anything in it.

I wish the pterodactyl card was implemented into the game.

(I might actually make it into a card if I have time).

[zhangvict]

Granted, it becomes an immortal 0/1 creature with steam.

I wish for 30 hours in one day.